The Baconpig graphic is now available as a tshirt (and apron!) due to the rabid demand of wonderful bacon loving foodies.
So I got rear-ended by a woman driving a blue SUV yesterday. She thought that I was a hologram or something. Clearly I'm not a mirage. Anyway, I'm not saying to go out and beat up the female drivers of blue SUVs or anything, just...you know. Use your own discretion.
Oh and if you happen to see a license plate on the ground, it might be mine. Could you grab it for me, please?