I got sunburn on my knees from being out in the canoe for a couple hours. Don't forget your sunscreen. I turned compost, I flicked japanese beetles off my plum tree, I put concrete on the chimney. I fixed one thing on my bike and discovered two other things that need fixing. I watched a fire truck at my neighbor's house, I tried building a fire in the rain: the two incidents are unrelated. I still have not trapped the groundhog that lives under my deck, but I am eating potato chips for breakfast.

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