Believe you me, I could've kept going with today's comic title. Is that a promise or a threat? I suppose that's up to you and the level of masochism in your linguistic appreciation.
Happy Guess What? HAPPY TURKEY DAY, America! Whether it's grilled, smoked, baked or fried, enjoy your turkey (or ham, tofurkey, Chinese food, etc.). What I'm trying to say here is have a great holiday.
There will be no comic this Friday, as I'll probably be in a light- to no-food-coma. Enjoy the time - take deep breaths and reflect. Not like a mirror, but as in introspection.