You know what? I'm done with coffee. I just found something that, first thing in the morning, wakes you up much better. Hey Martine, don't click on this link: Alerticizer
For what it's worth, I did catch the lazy fellow in a glass and chucked him outside. It's supposed to be almost above freezing today so he'll probably pop right back against the house and find some nook or cranny and wait until Spring to continue his plan for world "doomination." The trick now is to convince myself to forget which glass I used to trap him so that I might actually be able to drink from it again.