That's actually not too terribly far from the truth. And I do have a shirt that looks a lot like that. But there are some exaggerations in the comic. I don't own a briefcase.
Here's your Friday comic early! Yay! YAAAAAYY. Because I'm going to be out of town Fri-Mon so you kids have a sexy good time here and don't leave a mess. Everything's waterproof so go ahead and hose the place down each night.
See you Wednesday! Hope I don't get eaten by a bear!
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